May 2012
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When my mom is getting drinks from the kitchen for...
whatshouldbifflescallme:
I’m just like:
And she just giggles and rolls her eyes.. But I was serious.
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When I find leftovers after coming home drunk
whatshouldbifflescallme:
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Silence is only frightening to people who are compulsively verbalizing.
– William S. Burroughs, The Job: Interviews with William S. Burroughs (via ahumancomedy)
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Spending time with your friends or family..
collegegreeks:
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When I get out of the shower and my room is...
collegegreeks:
And I’m all pruned, huddled up and ready to kill myself..
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When my professor asks me what I think about the...
collegegreeks:
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My favorite part of Monday nights..
Is watching Bachelorette with the fam jam <3
when my best friend tries to ignore me
stophelpingmeprocrastinate:
when my parents offer to buy me dinner
stophelpingmeprocrastinate:
when people ask me what i do for fun..
stophelpingmeprocrastinate:
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when i drunkenly drop my McChicken on the...
stophelpingmeprocrastinate:
Work: week 1
stophelpingmeprocrastinate:
What kind of girl are you?
stophelpingmeprocrastinate:
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when my friends ask me why i am so short with...
stophelpingmeprocrastinate:
Or function. Good luck trying to get me to do something.
when I think about getting a real job as a...
stophelpingmeprocrastinate:
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